29 Aug 2011

Sex Toys : The Joy Ride Fucking Machine

Category: Sex Toys : Technology : Watch this !

 

Words can’t quite describe how crazy awesome the Joy Ride Fucking Machine is, but we’re going to try. So, as you can see, this is a dual cocked sex scooter, and that would have been cool on its own, but there’s so much that goes into this machine.

The front dildo thrusts up and down at speeds up to 350 strokes per minute, and you control the speed by twisting the handle bar, just like on a motorcycle. You can even change the angle of penetration a little bit by pulling up on the hand bars. There are all kinds of controls on the handle bars. If you’re ready for it, you can hit a button and the dildo will thrust up into you and ejaculate whatever liquid you filled it with. So it will fuck you as fast as you want it and then come in your ass.

Now we understand that you’re probably already reaching for your credit card, but we didn’t even get to the back of the seat yet. The dildo in the rear seat doesn’t thrust, it churns! It churns your ass like it’s trying to make room for something bigger. It’s also got a built in bullet vibe, so if you ride it backwards it will vibrate hard against your taint while it churns your ass. So you can ride back to back with your partner, or hold onto the driver like you were taking the scooter down to the beach. While you can ride it together, the rear dong is controlled by a remote control, so you both get there at your own speed.

If all the fucking that the Joy Ride can do isn’t enough, the finishing details are great. It actually has wheels in the back, so you can scoot it around. It even has working emergency flashers.

It’s hard to have a more memorable ride than you can have on the Joy Ride sex scooter.

Click here to try it !!

Dave

13 comments for Sex Toys : The Joy Ride Fucking Machine

  • It’s April First already?!

  • LOL look cool… got video of it see how victim take it :)

  • I WANT ONE! Maybe not, i wouldnt leave my house!

  • FUCK, sure could use one of those to fuck my hot tight latino ass daily or more yum yum

  • Seriously, some questions: Is it gas or electric? (If it’s gas, no using it indoors; if it’s electric: do you plug it in, use a 12V, or recharge it?) And there’s mention of “riding it to the beach” yet there’s clearly no front wheel (and pretty much answers the question of do you plug it in).

  • I would buy one ONLY if I could actually drive it on the street. Access hole cut into my shorts/pants/bathing suit – and have my hole truly humming as I drove to my destination.

  • I think the back wheel is there so you can wheel it out from the closet, not ride it down the beach. It looks really interesting.

  • nice

  • Since this one seems a little unrealistic to me I have a couple questions. Did any of you ever use a mechanical fucking machine and if so what type and details. I bought one one time but the dildo was so huge I would prefer a thinner smaller dildo for a machine. Tell me where you got it or model etc.

  • If I run into someone who has one, I wouldn’t mind givin it a try. Way outa my price range tho

  • This machine is disgusting. What perverted mind conjures up this stuff?!

  • Another one of those crazy things you wish you had thought of first? LOL

  • Stop trying to replace tops! Porn, dildos, bananas, cucumbers, jeez I got to compete with a frikking ROBO-scooter now?

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